1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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