It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
she smelled like a LAN party
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
