dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
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1:41 and 1:43, I would make your sandwiches, but I believe doing anything for men makes them rather weak. Also, in this case, it would make you both fatter. We all know you don't need THAT.
flip her over and play in the mud.
Its a jungle down there better bring a machete.
just dont look at it
Dude. Worst wingman ever.
jump on that grenade or you are a shitty wingman
lol peoria represent
If this were a woman's text about a man, the responses would be very different.
OMG U GAIS, PUSSY IS SO TERRIFYING!
take one for the team you asshole...
I *heart* Peoria THIS much!
Oh, so you've seen my downstairs mixup?
shut up and make me a sandwich 1:12
Look the other way and get ur nut off DUH!!!
What are you -- fourteen? Sack up, you picky bastard.
BE A MAN, YOU DOUCHE
I have a question about wingmen... is the wingman ALWAYS the wingman or do the guys take turns taking one for the team?
sudo shut up and make me a sandwich 1:12
grow a sack and MAN THE EFF UP!
just finger her and hope for the best.
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