I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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