Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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