I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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