Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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