Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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