I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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