btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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