I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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