I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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