Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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