i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
His nipple licking is glorious
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