On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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