How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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