If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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