No subtext here. People are naked.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
