i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
These tits shall not be calmed
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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