It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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