You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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