Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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