I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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