There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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