if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Text me some of your sweat
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