Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
