Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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