before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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