I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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