Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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