She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
The struggles of a small town man whore
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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