none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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