What is all this crap with the "proceeded to" do something? Can't people just do stuff anymore without having to proceed?! It doesn't make you funnier! Stop it!
Oh goodness, some of my greatest nights have been in Daytona! The place is amazing. My senior prom was at a hotel over there. All of the furniture from the hotel room got thrown off the balcony, and us thrown out of the hotel around 3 or 4 a.m! Good times!
At least it wasn't the old Alka Selter tablets throw to the seagulls to eat. Their stomach acids combine with the tablets causing their stomaches to expand. Then they can't fly and fall to the ground.
right... that must be why they sell them for human consumption to fight heartburn and sour stomach... because it combines with acid and makes stomachs explode... OH wait.
Animals have different acids in their stomachs than humans, which means they can't digest some things the same way we can. Chocolate, for example, is yummy for humans, but causes digestive issues for cats and dogs and can kill them if you give them enough. So, yes, giving a seagull Alka Seltzer tabs could very well expand their stomachs inhibiting flight.
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