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(662): View more from Mississippi

The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl

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(740): View more from Ohio

Are my feet made of real feet?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis

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(519): View more from Ontario

Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

even the AIR tastes like tequila.

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(260): View more from Indiana

THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL

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(404): View more from Georgia

You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."

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