The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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