I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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