haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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