I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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