what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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