did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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