so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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