it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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