I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My first STD was from a foam party
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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