The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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