i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
