no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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