question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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