All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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