ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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