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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden

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When youre here, youre family. So go ahead, trash the place

Submitted by knelson123 on May 5, 10 at 1:01am

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And mine is to get high at white castle

Submitted by elfuego on May 5, 10 at 3:45am

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Let's get drunk together

Submitted by schlongdong on May 5, 10 at 12:37am

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I hope you die from alcohol poisoning

Submitted by TheLast on May 5, 10 at 12:13am

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Why in hell there why not taco bell or burger king or so where esle

Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 12:04am

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Quit texting and do something about it.

Submitted by flaunn on May 5, 10 at 12:40am

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Weak

Submitted by lawlmofo on May 5, 10 at 12:05am

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Whatever, guys, it's funny

Submitted by Capt on May 5, 10 at 6:38pm

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Wow drunk at olive garden you're fucking crazy

Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 1:34pm

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Done!! What's next?

Submitted by luecke44 on May 5, 10 at 4:52am

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It's supposed to be Funny- this person obviously knows how retarded this sounds And the hyperbole is missed by all of you retards.

Submitted by soly on May 5, 10 at 12:37am

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Forreals, let's stop piecing together everyone elses posts to make our own. Well all know most of these aren't real texts, and it's your opinion if it's funny, but at least be original.

Submitted by jondime23 on May 5, 10 at 2:52am

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That's what she said!!!

Submitted by kneegrodomis on May 5, 10 at 12:14am

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sounds good. not much else to do here so i will totally do it

Submitted by AnimeBabe on May 5, 10 at 6:06am

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You guys are fucking haters. Obey your thirst.

Submitted by preemo on May 5, 10 at 4:06am

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Just make sure you tip well. :) Oh and try the strawberry fresco.

Submitted by Coley_815 on May 15, 10 at 1:10pm

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Sounds like your life is right on track

Submitted by pendez on May 5, 10 at 3:45am

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Just got your fake I.d.? Go you!

Submitted by fukuda on May 5, 10 at 2:52am

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Such high standards..

Submitted by codii on May 5, 10 at 8:59am

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I remember MY first beer!

Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 5, 10 at 9:34am

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If this was get drunk and nail the hostess at Olive Garden, that would be respectable.

Submitted by cfreymarc on May 5, 10 at 12:53am

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- A lot of the hostesses are underage. Though, I will highly recommend an italian sunrise.... Asti, pineapple juice, and grenadine. Damn... Now I want one.
  
  Submitted by Masquerade90 on May 8, 10 at 11:38am
  
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This is ridiculous... Not even funny.

Submitted by saramm on May 5, 10 at 12:15am

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Allready did that. Funny

Submitted by sircohan on May 5, 10 at 8:52pm

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Pathetic.

Submitted by marsrover on May 5, 10 at 12:14am

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that's sad, I remember when I was

Submitted by cheddab15 on May 5, 10 at 9:00am

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This text actually hurts. Ugh!

Submitted by WorstTextEver on May 5, 10 at 12:20am

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weak sauce

Submitted by caroslu on May 5, 10 at 10:50pm

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Dream big

Submitted by suzywalter87 on May 5, 10 at 6:35am

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My dream too!!

Submitted by atgrdbtr on Sep 27, 10 at 9:10pm

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@Cfreymarc. Hell yeah\n\nTHISISWARMX.com !!

Submitted by knuckles on May 5, 10 at 1:28am

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let me say... me and my sister already did this. orlando, fl. on a gift card lol. THE classiest of classy moves!

Submitted by brittykitty on Jun 2, 10 at 8:56pm

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Way to represent ATL!

Submitted by noneofurbusiness on May 5, 10 at 12:12pm

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Submitted by knelson123 on May 5, 10 at 1:01am

Submitted by elfuego on May 5, 10 at 3:45am

Submitted by schlongdong on May 5, 10 at 12:37am

Submitted by TheLast on May 5, 10 at 12:13am

Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 12:04am

Submitted by flaunn on May 5, 10 at 12:40am

Submitted by lawlmofo on May 5, 10 at 12:05am

Submitted by Capt on May 5, 10 at 6:38pm

Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 1:34pm

Submitted by luecke44 on May 5, 10 at 4:52am

Submitted by soly on May 5, 10 at 12:37am

Submitted by jondime23 on May 5, 10 at 2:52am

Submitted by kneegrodomis on May 5, 10 at 12:14am

Submitted by AnimeBabe on May 5, 10 at 6:06am

Submitted by preemo on May 5, 10 at 4:06am

Submitted by Coley_815 on May 15, 10 at 1:10pm

Submitted by pendez on May 5, 10 at 3:45am

Submitted by fukuda on May 5, 10 at 2:52am

Submitted by codii on May 5, 10 at 8:59am

Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 5, 10 at 9:34am

Submitted by cfreymarc on May 5, 10 at 12:53am

Submitted by Masquerade90 on May 8, 10 at 11:38am

Submitted by saramm on May 5, 10 at 12:15am

Submitted by sircohan on May 5, 10 at 8:52pm

Submitted by marsrover on May 5, 10 at 12:14am

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Submitted by WorstTextEver on May 5, 10 at 12:20am

Submitted by caroslu on May 5, 10 at 10:50pm

Submitted by suzywalter87 on May 5, 10 at 6:35am

Submitted by atgrdbtr on Sep 27, 10 at 9:10pm

Submitted by knuckles on May 5, 10 at 1:28am

Submitted by brittykitty on Jun 2, 10 at 8:56pm

Submitted by noneofurbusiness on May 5, 10 at 12:12pm

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