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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.

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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better

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we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers

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It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth

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i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too

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I'm pants shitting drunk right now

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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.

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(913): View more from Kansas

So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?

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you had an obligation.

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