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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.

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commenting on this text does not seem legal....I'm gonna pass....

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 2:04pm

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- i must agree. no one should ride a jet ski before marriage. jesus said so
  
  Submitted by i_am_hollywood on Jul 17, 10 at 1:23am
  
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Sry I have no pitty on u cause the morning after I lost my virginity I rode horses for 7 straight hours

Submitted by rachelskaggs on Jul 12, 10 at 3:12pm

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- Ya same here.. It was hell!!
  
  Submitted by kwpn on Aug 30, 10 at 7:44pm
  
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Just wait till college

Submitted by hateyourface on Jul 12, 10 at 3:07pm

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- to ride a jet ski?
  
  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 4:49pm
  
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  - Really?
    
    Submitted by sssmarie on Sep 24, 11 at 5:11am
    
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Nice! I haven't done either of those things yet

Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:23pm

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- same.
  
  Submitted by AnonymousBacon on Jul 12, 10 at 7:09pm
  
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Hahahahahaha

Submitted by whatchasaying on Jul 12, 10 at 10:45pm

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that must have been one heckuva jet ski...

Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 12, 10 at 10:29pm

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Nice.

Submitted by TheNova on Jul 12, 10 at 1:38pm

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I may or may not have conquered both of those at the same time...

Submitted by sandyman11 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:40am

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- I love you.
  
  Submitted by cornelius on May 2, 11 at 12:36am
  
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Yessss

Submitted by CaptainArmpit on Jul 12, 10 at 6:48pm

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Lololol

Submitted by RLevi on Jul 13, 10 at 9:53pm

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good times

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 13, 10 at 1:27am

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Lol gud shyt

Submitted by juiceuno on Jul 13, 10 at 1:55am

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HUCK YEA =p

Submitted by MrBB4ever1 on Jul 12, 10 at 5:43pm

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@ 2:04, \nDo only girls under the age of consent lose their virginity?\nAnd damn my first time didn't hurt much. Pencil dick...

Submitted by YourJesus on Jul 13, 10 at 3:22am

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Hahahaha! This just happened to me too... except I rode my horse the next day, and then jet skied.

Submitted by chevychick on Jul 12, 10 at 10:58pm

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holy fuck. that was like me losing my v-card, except the jetskiing was before the fucking. lol.

Submitted by NataSept on Jul 14, 10 at 6:11am

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Haha fun fun

Submitted by zwood36 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:50pm

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Lost my v card at 13

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 4:09am

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Wave runner not jet ski, u stand up on jet skis.

Submitted by nickh on Jul 20, 10 at 4:56pm

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now its pink on the outside

Submitted by Stamey on Jul 13, 10 at 8:52pm

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I didn't realize that there were still virgins over the age of ten anymore.

Submitted by destructo on Jul 12, 10 at 3:21pm

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- wtf, not every girl is a slut.
  
  Submitted by celestee on Jul 12, 10 at 8:09pm
  
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- Dude I didn't lose my virginity till after I turned 21
  
  Submitted by ryguy88 on Jul 13, 10 at 4:25am
  
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Hahahaha.

Submitted by rico911 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:50pm

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ow ow ow ow owww.

Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 14, 10 at 9:13pm

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I bet she's like 25 and 280lbs lol

Submitted by Slappy0605 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:43pm

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first

Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 7:08pm

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Haaaaaa

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 1:37pm

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✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿

Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 28, 12 at 4:18am

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Hahah love this one :)

Submitted by hannahbby44 on Jul 12, 10 at 5:35pm

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Did that to my girlfriend too. Haha

Submitted by Lavender69 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:25pm

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Congratulations on losing your jetskivirginity. Oh and regular virginity too.That song is by The Game feating Fitty btw.

Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:00pm

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Only in Maine ❤

Submitted by MusicBoxMafia on Apr 29, 12 at 6:19pm

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unless you got r**** or fucked by a horse losing your virginity doesn't leave you sore or handicapped... seriously, how does lame shit like this make it?

Submitted by daynalareyna on Jul 12, 10 at 9:43pm

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- not true at all.
  
  Submitted by chlobear on Jul 13, 10 at 2:35am
  
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- The guy who took your vcard must have been the size of a pencil then.
  
  Submitted by CaptainArmpit on Aug 8, 10 at 12:55am
  
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- umm.. ya it does i was sore for like a week afterward.. you must have lost it ito a pencil dick.
  
  Submitted by kwpn on Aug 30, 10 at 7:47pm
  
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