I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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