do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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