It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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