tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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