Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
