I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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