so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
