Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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