You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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